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Ah-ha! I finally figured out why the
clowns our leaders in Washington and the fools "experts"
on Wall Street are so positive: they've been getting their updates on the
economy from the Daily Pygmy!
"Recession a Myth, Say Absurdly Rich People"
According to a survey of the top point
one percent wealthiest Americans, there is no such thing as recession. Of the
300 millionaires and billionaires surveyed, only two of them said that a
recession had taken place since the housing bubble burst in 2008.
“It’s classic media
sensationalism,” said oil magnate Jeremiah Wallace, who was swimming in
his vault of gold coins at the time of interview. “The reality is that
people still have money to fuel their private jets and buy castles in the
Scottish Highlands.”
A large minority of those questioned
– thirty-two percent – believe that poverty is a fabrication of
acquisitive non-profit and charitable organizations run amok.
“Where are all these so-called
poor people?” asked retail tycoon Constance Spencer, who conducted her
interview from behind the tinted window of her Rolls-Royce Phantom.
“They’re not at the golf course; they’re not at the spa;
they’re not even at the Ritz-Carlton. Pish posh.”
Click here to
read the rest.
Michael
J. Panzner
Editor, Financialarmageddon.com
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