Lest We Forget: The Progress of the Dreaded Caravan

Note the forward progress (kind of more like sideways) that has been taken by the caravan of at least a thousand or so immigrant families seeking asylum from gangs and violence fostered and sustained by the US in Central America.

Yes, the war of words and media hysteria was able to slow them down through constant interviews and photo ops, and prevent them from reaching the border in time to vote in our elections.

But the threat is not yet over.  Even though the elections, the reason for all the baseless hysteria, are.  They were not able to penetrate the border and steal the election.  Victory! 

Now the vigilant conservative media is focusing on the GOPs off-the-cuff and hyper-inflated charges of fraud in elections that they may not win in certain states that they assumed were theirs.

Well of course.   No one can be allowed to steal the election in Florida except for the GOP.  They called 'dibs' in 2000.

But let us not be glum.  It's time for a 'Mission Accomplished' march down Pennsylvania Avenue.  Perhaps we can redeploy the 15,000 troops on the border to DC.  There are plenty of threats to our government there.

Ah, sweet, sweet victory for the United States of Amnesia.  Our freedoms are once again preserved.