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Watch Lyndsie Lou give the poetry some life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge_H2SLRcsw
I'm Silver Bullion, Silver Rounds, and I'm available right here.
No nation in the world uses me as money, no countries, neither far nor near.
I'm available for sale from JH
MINT, located in the good ol' USA.
I'm real silver, going up in value, Hip Hip Hooray!
I'm mined from the Earth every day,
Though when I tell this to people, they often do say:
Silver's not true, silver's
not right,
Silver is volatile, it gives me a fright.
Because I'm real, because I
jingle, they say I'm too heavy; not smart
But I'm not made from trees
My liquidity will never freeze,
My value never goes to zero, I'm the money that will start
To give you a big smile, and warm up your heart
My value does go up and down, I can play either part!
I've been money for countless
years,
As you will hear from bullion deal-ers,
I'll save you from your paper money fears
Because I'm real money, as
real as can be,
I'm the kind of money you deserve, converting to me is nearly free.
Call up JH MINT, get a wire
from your bank, so the deal won't fall through,
If you don't like honest money and honest dealings, JH MINT is not for you.
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